Alphabetic Sentences

An alphabetic sentence is one in which the words start with the letters of the alphabet, in order. To follow the rules of this game, your sentence must be twenty-six words long, be grammatical, and make sense. Here are a couple of examples:

Any bold, clever, daring explorer faces great hurdles, including jealous kings, lying mariners, native occupants, pusillanimous queens, really sneaky tyrants, usually vying with xenophobic young zealots.

A boisterous clown does every foolish game: hurling icicles, juggling kaleidoscopes, laughing maniacally, neglecting old pants, quickly revealing sparkling tight underwear, vamping while x-raying your zebra.

Dmitri Borgmann offers more examples in his book Language on Vacation, including a doubled variation:

Artistically assembled, bagpipes blow, creating cacophony; drums deliver, echoes ensuing; flutes follow, generating gentleness; harmonicas help, in instances; jew’s-harps join, keeping kosher; lutes lightly make music noteworthy; now, oboes outclassed, piccolos peep quite quickly; rebecs reply so softly; the tuba, used untiringly, varies vastly while, with xyloid xylophones, yammers ye zesty zither.

Can you create an alphabetic sentence? If so, please share it in the comments below.

 

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